Dan, this article is so much fun that I almost fell out of my chair laughing. Partly it's the differences between my experiences as a Catholic and what you say about professional Christians. When I was a monk one of our brothers would collect food from a big city pantry which we gave to our rural neighbors. If a Catholic priest were married, he would have to be Eastern Rite. Being gay is less of a sin than having a secret wife or girlfriend. We need the young and students involved because they are the legs that carry us forward.

God bless, Dan.